Rachel Haywire







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July 4, 2019

Rachel Delivers Independence Day Speech

For the 4th of July, Rachel delivers an Independence Day speech in which she outlines key issues in her platform related to her motivations and interests. She discusses her Presidential run in detail on video and makes sure to entertain her audience along the way. Issues ranging from her UBI plan (2K a month) to ending overseas intervention and restricting imperialist global trade to releasing non-violent drug offenders and sex workers from prison are discussed in this unique speech.

June 7, 2019

Haywire's First Presidential Campaign Video is Released Online

Rachel's first Campaign video is released with the help of Trigger Warning Video Guy James ‘Grim’ Desborough. A random commenter tells her that she is "like AOC with a minor in engineering" even though she went to art school and never took an engineering class in her life.

June 5, 2019

Rachel Partners with Transhuman Tees to Manufacture Haywire Merchandise


Haywire teams up with transhumanist boutique store Transhuman Tees to manufacture "The Rachel Haywire Collection" which features everything from hats to t-shirts to crop tops of all shapes and styles. Fans begin sporting the t-shirts and sending in pictures. The Rachel Haywire Collection begins to grow.

June 2, 2019

Biohacking Website Features Haywire - Plans to Defeat Trump with Pirate Spaceship Revealed


An extensive profile of Rachel is run here, in which her history is discussed. This includes her radical political journey from the far left to the dissident right to beyond the center, her artistic and bohemian upbringing, her visionary transhumanist ideas, and her plans to defeat Trump using a pirate spaceship. This is the tell-all profile that brought her onto the map as a candidate in the circus of political entertainment.

May 21, 2019

Rachel Haywire goes Live on Other Life with Justin Murphy


Rachel Haywire joins Justin Murphy on Other Life to announce her run for President of the United States under the US Transhumanist Party ticket.